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Stopping Bad Breath Bart

Posted by David Leonhardt

"Pee-ew! You smell like a skunk soaking in sardine nectar for a week."

OK, so I can be a little candid every now and then. It's not something I would say to Attila the Hun during a pre-battle pep rally. But it was not Attila the Hun standing in front of me. It was just my buddy Bart.

The Inception of Modern Computers, via the Back Passage.

Posted by Thick Mick

Some consideration must be made for the many memory inconsistencies of Thick Mick. He does his best! When...

The Good Husband Guide

Posted by Cyn D Pagliolo

Author's note: After receiving an email about an article written in 1955 about what is expected of a...

One Hour Every Day At Four O'clock

Posted by Veronica Hay

Every day at four o'clock I stop whatever it is I am doing to watch my favorite soap opera. I take the...

WWJV" -- whom would Jesus vote for?

Posted by Rev. James L. Snyder

My favorite novel, as a young person, was In His Steps, written by Charles Sheldon. The premise of this...

Hey Dog What's Up?

Posted by Lance Winslow

Well, recently I have gotten in with the really hip crowd and they are so cool. The first thing that happened is they gave me a nick-name; Dog. They say “Hey Dog What’s Up?” Then that is my cue to say; “Nutten, whaaaaz up wit u?” Pretty cool isn’t it. Now my old friends at the golf course do not understand how cool this is. And they have kicked me off the board at the corporation for this type of slang talk. At work they now sensor my emails, but all in all I am pretty happy with my new friends.

Scales of Injustice

Posted by James Rothaar

I want to initiate a movement that scales be banned from all houses occupied by females. This needs...

Dentists Hate You and They Are Probably Aliens

Posted by Jason Hastings

Dentists hate you. But I suppose it’s okay to have an attitude if your entire profession revolved around pain, radiation, tooth decay, gingivitis, bad breath, blood and drool.

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